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Have you ever got laid in the Wal-Mart garden section under the patio furniture behind the pot plants ?

If you happen to get caught run because they call the cops when you do that.


41 Responses to “Have you ever got laid in the Wal-Mart garden section under the patio furniture behind the pot plants ?”

  1. Lori says:

    At Super Kmart

  2. sneaky snake says:

    nope

  3. jd says:

    no, im assuming you have?

  4. lola goal says:

    haha wow now i know who hass!

  5. bill g says:

    Nope and I’m guessing you did

  6. Hadi says:

    Wow REALLY ? THEY CALL THE COPS !!!?

  7. Sunshine says:

    lol I take it you have.

  8. qtxangel4ever says:

    no

  9. Sarcastic Sid says:

    yea, I slept with the fat girl at the cash register to get a discount

  10. Theodore Hotwing says:

    Can’t say that I have.

  11. ×KaNdiE× says:

    Nope..never have

  12. xO_mansi<3. says:

    haha. wow, no.

  13. Shimmy says:

    too much information

  14. Just a girl... ;) says:

    uhh….ok. i haven’t but thanks for the heads up

  15. € **SLK-320*** € ® says:

    And u know this…how?

  16. Pokie! says:

    lol!

  17. ditonoui says:

    Nope. I’ll make it a point to do that, though. Sounds fun.

  18. Dianne G says:

    can’t say that I have!

  19. Ahmad says:

    I wish

  20. 80's kid says:

    Let me guess…someone just had to jump your bones that bad.

  21. xCupcakeMollesterx says:

    hahah forget the sex id steal the pot plants! ~

  22. ~Joey~ says:

    no

    wow you were busy today

  23. Dr. NoiseWater says:

    One time long ago I did score with the greeter at Wal-Mart… best lay I have ever had… luckily the security guard who caught me was female and she just wanted to watch and wax my butt hairs..

  24. willswisher says:

    [Sarcasm]Gee.. Now why would they call the cops?[/Sarcasm]

  25. FireChick says:

    No, but I have given a few bj’s over there.. jk
    When the cops came, he couldn’t run with his pants around his ankles, so he fell flat on his face.

  26. KDJ says:

    LOL no…you?

  27. Mrs. McDreamy Timberlake says:

    Damn! No…I haven’t tried it there. I did, however do it in the Automotive section, behind the anti-freeze, inside the tower of discount tires.

  28. Gadzooka says:

    Since you must be bragging……Should I say “Congratulations!”?
    Or “Thanks for warning.”
    Just in case I get the urge…….

  29. Sophia says:

    LOL! Who would be crazy enough to do that?

  30. yayo says:

    no but have you ever had sex in her brothers cop car

  31. lizziebk1985 says:

    have you ever considered not sharing that much info?

  32. JustLynntoo says:

    Thanks for the advice!

  33. Flattery Operated says:

    No. I didn’t even know Wal-Mart had a garden section. I thought it was only a wallpaper store. I did however hit it in a courtroom when the court was closed. You really have to watch that gavel though. I think the Sheriffs will arrest you for that too. I’ve trumped you, Sugar.

  34. lonely but not alone says:

    Not before I go to the family planning section to get Trojans first.

  35. harrygams says:

    At a state park, in a car, Lowe’s is pretty good & so is the town xmas display right behind the creche.

  36. Earl B says:

    If I was working there I would’ve sprayed you down with the water garden hose.

  37. TattooedMomma the 2 says:

    not in walmart….. i have in the middle of dillards though

  38. loboe27 says:

    Id be two paranoid of the snipers
    that are angry at potted plants
    ever seen the movie the jerk?
    it’s true they hate cans and potted plants

  39. 219ynabla says:

    no but it does sound like fun,,
    wanna try again ,,

  40. missapple0111 says:

    Im willing to give it a go if you are..x

  41. Angus Beefheart. says:

    Oh believe me I`ve tried. Those attendants can run really fast when you`ve got your pants down.

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