Have you ever got laid in the Wal-Mart garden section under the patio furniture behind the pot plants ?
by admin on Saturday, April 3rd, 2010 | 41 Comments
If you happen to get caught run because they call the cops when you do that.
If you happen to get caught run because they call the cops when you do that.
At Super Kmart
nope
no, im assuming you have?
haha wow now i know who hass!
Nope and I’m guessing you did
Wow REALLY ? THEY CALL THE COPS !!!?
lol I take it you have.
no
yea, I slept with the fat girl at the cash register to get a discount
Can’t say that I have.
Nope..never have
haha. wow, no.
too much information
uhh….ok. i haven’t but thanks for the heads up
And u know this…how?
lol!
Nope. I’ll make it a point to do that, though. Sounds fun.
can’t say that I have!
I wish
Let me guess…someone just had to jump your bones that bad.
hahah forget the sex id steal the pot plants! ~
no
wow you were busy today
One time long ago I did score with the greeter at Wal-Mart… best lay I have ever had… luckily the security guard who caught me was female and she just wanted to watch and wax my butt hairs..
[Sarcasm]Gee.. Now why would they call the cops?[/Sarcasm]
No, but I have given a few bj’s over there.. jk
When the cops came, he couldn’t run with his pants around his ankles, so he fell flat on his face.
LOL no…you?
Damn! No…I haven’t tried it there. I did, however do it in the Automotive section, behind the anti-freeze, inside the tower of discount tires.
Since you must be bragging……Should I say “Congratulations!”?
Or “Thanks for warning.”
Just in case I get the urge…….
LOL! Who would be crazy enough to do that?
no but have you ever had sex in her brothers cop car
have you ever considered not sharing that much info?
Thanks for the advice!
No. I didn’t even know Wal-Mart had a garden section. I thought it was only a wallpaper store. I did however hit it in a courtroom when the court was closed. You really have to watch that gavel though. I think the Sheriffs will arrest you for that too. I’ve trumped you, Sugar.
Not before I go to the family planning section to get Trojans first.
At a state park, in a car, Lowe’s is pretty good & so is the town xmas display right behind the creche.
If I was working there I would’ve sprayed you down with the water garden hose.
not in walmart….. i have in the middle of dillards though
Id be two paranoid of the snipers
that are angry at potted plants
ever seen the movie the jerk?
it’s true they hate cans and potted plants
no but it does sound like fun,,
wanna try again ,,
Im willing to give it a go if you are..x
Oh believe me I`ve tried. Those attendants can run really fast when you`ve got your pants down.