CATS to be saved by BLASPHEMERS after the RAPTURE Godly? Book a moggy-rescue heathen ONLINE before 21 May! In case you hadn’t heard, Judgment Day is pencilled in for 21 May and any Christians among you who hadn’t made provision for your pets’ wellbeing after the Rapture had better pull your fingers out before you take your place at God’s right hand and your poor moggy is left stuck here on Earth staring at an empty bowl.… Read more on The Register