Should I use my dogs feces as fire starting agent?
by admin on Sunday, May 16th, 2010 | 6 Comments
It gets chilly up here in Montana, and I know that all animals poo exudes methane for a bit (hence the smell). I was wondering, since methane is flammable, if I could use it like tinder to start a fire? Like, if I was camping in the woods, the dog takes a dump, then I could scoop it up, put it on some pine needles, and rub two sticks together and maybe ignite the methane, and have a roaring blaze quickly?
Sometimes me and my brother rub penises together for ~5-10 minutes and it usually creates a fire.
LOL @ the first answerer LMAO
Put it in a brown paper bag first.
poo is to wet to burn
Put it into lunch sack.
Light on fire.
Serves 3 and should eat while its hot.
This sounds like some shit kicker question but I will answer it anyways. Wet, no, dry, maybe. Out there in Montana, why don’t you go find some dry buffalo chips. They burn and are good as an appetizer before dinner.