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Which of the following two credible theories about the BP Oil Spill do you think is closer to the truth?

Rush Limbaugh stated that Environmentalists blew up the Deep Water Horizon rig just ahead of Earth Day. Then Obama sent swat teams to the Gulf to make sure the spill was not capped so offshore drilling would be stopped.

Another believable theory advanced my many republicans and Fox News is that North Korea used a mini-sub to torpedo the rig. And in this case Obama send Swap Teams to the area.

And don’t forget that Homeland Security has a plan in place for forced evacuations of the entire Gulf Coast should the Gulf of Mexico catch fire from the spewing methane gas. The Federal Government is not going to give the evacuated citizens a choice in where they go but will be sent FEMA camps even if they want to go and visit Grandmother in Nevada.

I learned about this here conspiracy from listening to Rush, Fox News and YouTube.
And I live on the Gulf Coast and I don’t want to go to no FEMA Camp.


7 Responses to “Which of the following two credible theories about the BP Oil Spill do you think is closer to the truth?”

  1. doug4jets says:

    Environmentalists? Not likely.

    North Koreans? LOL. I’m surprised they didn’t claim to have seen Iranian ships in the general vicinity. “An unnamed source” of course!

    Yeah, we have FEMA prisons all over the country. A lot of douchebags in Washington can’t wait for the next disaster to fill them up.

    If I were you, I would sell your house for whatever you can get and move north. Best of luck!

  2. Anthony E says:

    You listened to Rush Limbaugh, that’s your first problem right there.

  3. Sophie says:

    I think the North Korea theory is insane. I don’t exactly who did it, but they did it having it known by George Soros, Obama, the British elite and Dutch elite (owners of BP), Mikhail Gorbachev, the Bankers, et al. It was a planned spill.

  4. Gooch says:

    So you havent heard the latest? Actually from what I understand Obama ordered Navy seal teams to LA to blow the rig so he could put his cap and trade in place. The people saying it actually had deployment orders for several Seals.

    I don’t believe it but with Obama standing to make trillions on cap and trade it does have a ring of truth.

  5. Matthew D says:

    Neither.

  6. magick says:

    I highly doubt either are credible…..Look at BP’s safety record and decisions made because the drilling was way behind schedule…..That and the FACT they knew the casing was broken…

  7. Who you calling a Black Hole! says:

    Neither of those incredible theories about the BP Oil Spill is close to the truth.

    The political beating Obama has taken over the spill has been entirely appropriate. After all, this is a far left-wing President who believes in inserting the Federal Government into EVERYTHING because he thinks there’s nothing they can’t do better than the private sector. Run the banks? Run the auto-companies? Student loans? Health care? You name it and Barack Obama wants the government to control it.

    Of course, the government can’t handle any of those industries any better than they can this oil spill, but there’s the rub: This time, there’s no waiting. People are getting to see the failure of government in the Gulf in real time. Here’s a test of the government’s preparation and competence that can be judged by a simple standard: How long will it take them to “plug the damn hole” and get the mess cleaned up? Answer: Apparently, a long, long, long, long time.
    Yet, what is Obama primarily being criticized for? His inability to even pretend that he cares more about the Gulf than his golf game. His creepy autocratic demand that BP give him 20 billion dollars to use how he sees fit instead of staying within the law of the land. His disengagement. His flat emotionless response to this disaster. His inability to make any significant progress, even though he has admitted that his Administration, not BP, is calling all the shots.

    Yes, Obama needs to shake his fist at the oil well, scream “RARRRRRRRRRRRR” as loud as possible and then what exactly? Is the oil going to withdraw back into the ground in terror because of “The One’s” awful fury? No. It won’t do a single thing to fix the problem, but — and here’s the key for liberals — it will help create the illusion that Obama looks at the oil spill as something other than a giant distraction from his efforts to socialize America. That was the point of the whole “plug that damn hole” leak. See, he cares about something…..besides himself.

    Ever notice that the only thing that ever genuinely seems to get Obama fired up is criticism that’s aimed at him personally? Trash America and he may bow to you. An Obama spill trashes the Gulf? He goes golfing. But, aim some criticism his way? Then he starts to seethe. Then some emotion starts to leak out of that empty suit. Sorry, America, but that’s just how narcissists roll and Obama’s not even good at pretending to care about other people’s problems. Maybe he can ask Bill Clinton to teach him how to bite his lip and appear sad on cue and then, the problem is solved! Well, for liberals. o_O

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