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Who will MTV cast in their blasphemous remake of Rocky Horror Picture Show ?

I think MTV will try to turn it intoTheir version of a Camp Rock.
Heres what I think the cast will be..
Who do you think they will cast?
Dr Frank-N-Furter

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/Dr_Frank-N-Furter.jpg

Will be played by…

http://axiomdrehollywoodkii.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/pete_wentz.jpg

Janet …

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/rhps_002JanetRing.jpg

Will be played by…

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Hannah-Montana.jpg

Brad…

http://images.quizilla.com/1029068447_Abrad.jpg

Will be played by…

http://vjarmy.com/junkbin/iammclovin.png

Magenta…

http://ip.rhps.org/cast/movie/magenta.jpg

Will be played by…

http://www.usmagazine.com/files/Kathy-Griffin-b-.jpg

Riff Raff…

http://www.rockymusic.org/img/rhpsphotoscolor/RHPS-CRH46-RiffRaffPortrait.jpg

Will be played by…

http://wkstudio.typepad.com/studio/images/michael_bolton2.jpg

Columbia…

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2101/2250546515_4bcdd3c8d9_o.jpg

Will be played by..

http://www.hollywire.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/nick-jonas-esa-002022.jpg

STAR if you are NOT going to see the remake
Pirate Girl- Great call on Frank-n-Furter. The Sharon Osbourne pic was scary lol


8 Responses to “Who will MTV cast in their blasphemous remake of Rocky Horror Picture Show ?”

  1. TromboneRocks says:

    I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

    I want to hear the feedback you would get at one of the prop showings where people shout whatever they wish at the screen.
    MWAHAHA…… it would be delightful to rip into every inch of that movie with a collective group of people who also love the original.

    Spot on with Pete Wentz. We all knew he loved dressing up in women’s clothing.

  2. Tina G says:

    I LOVED the original. We used to go every Saturday night. I am going to see it, simply to see how bad it is. Have you watched the origin recently? It is not the same when you aren’t in the theater, acting like an idiot (and usually drunk) :)

  3. cloud 9 says:

    This is Sacrilege.
    Although i think Michael Bolton has the look down to a T. May i suggest Bill Bailey as a perfect candidate for Riff Raff?

  4. i can see for miles says:

    it will be an ABOMINATION!

  5. Pirate Girls Kick Butt! says:

    This is gonna take some thought …… I agree with the abomonation comment. But I will give this a shot for the fun of it.. and cause I LOVE RHPS, and no I won’t be watching the remake if I have anything to say about it. Non one will top Tim Curry or Susan Serandon.
    Dr Frank-N-Furter-http://www.oceleb.com/img/marilyn-manson/marilyn-manson-1.jpg
    Janet-http://www.completepilates.net/images/hillary_duff9_small.jpg
    Brad- http://www.flickr.com/photos/8656274@N05/530143913/
    (the guy on the left)
    Magenta- http://papelpop.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/sharon-osbourne-susto.jpg
    Riff Raff -http://syntaxofthings.typepad.com/syntax_of_things/images/steve_buscemi.jpg

    Thanks, that was fun.

    Though this could be the whole cast:http://vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images122588_Phancam_marilyn_manson1.jpg

  6. Wire&String (pro-home recording) says:

    i hate remakes. funny guesses. i laughed a couple times.
    yeah, lets just say that i am not writhing in antici-

    edit: -pation

    pirate girl- some of us are at work, you might want to warn a person.

  7. ? says:

    Ugh. I’ll never know.

  8. ~ Ostrich ~ says:

    I don’t know, but that’s RETARDED !!

    Most Film Buffs have seen Rocky Horror – Why mess with the Original ???

    I can understand Remaking a movie that was not seen by Many – or – one based on Classic Literature –

    But, this just shows how Creatively Vapid Film Writers Are – Why the Hell did they go on Strike – if they can’t think of anything to Write ??

    There’s another movie that is being ReMade, but I can’t think of the Title – It’s a TIMELESS movie – that does not require any modern “pretty people” to re-do it.

    If I think of it – I’ll add it as a an Edit and You will GASP.

    Imagine 20 years from now they will probably Remake “E.T.” – because the effects are no longer good enough — It’s Sad how Writers and Studios have Quit on being Creative -and- Pander to new Generations.

    EDIT –

    SLEUTH is the one I forgot about (thanks to “Jeff H” for the info)

    How can remake a Perfect movie, like “Sleuth” ??

    Up for 2 Best Actors and Best Movie in1972

    Unfortunately – The Godfather came-out the Same year LOL
    .

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