I am 18 i live in Connecticut US and i am looking to become a ninja. I am in good shape but have nowhere to go in order to become a ninja. I am not interested in some “ninja training camp” i want to go into a fully devoted program where i would spend years training. I can speak some Mandarin Chinese and would be able to learn quickly so as long as it was in either china or US(or English speaking country) that would be fine.
I would like to clarify~
I REALISE Japan is where ninjas are found im not that stupid Obviously if there are ninjutsu training classes in the US there would be higher quality ones in china reason being that the martial arts there is widely known unlike in America where everyone is fat and lazy. therefore China would be better to go to rather than staying in the US (my opinion of course).

You cant obtain citizenship in japan nor can you stay for years at a time making it imposable to obtain training in japan. (i dont know this for a fact im just going on what ive been told or seen online )

I have a 3.8GPA but how would i go about working for the CIA in a special forces unit?

I am a very patient person. I used to be a freerunner (parkour) and i can accurately hit a target with a throwing knife from 50 yards (obviously not a moving target.) I took some martial arts and my teacher had me spar with black belts because of my quick learning i was at the level of some of the adult black be
Black belts within 6 months.

I suppose being a shadow assassin would be more accurate to date.

Yes i would be fully devoted to everything the training required.

Therefore.. How would i go about becoming a shadow assassin for the CIA. or a similar title?